Sompigcad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty lizard.

Sompigcad created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sompigcad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sompigcad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sompigcad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sompigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Sompigcad loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sompigcad.