Tafcanlag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful mongoose.

Tafcanlag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafcanlag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tafcanlag, he will make you grow a tail.

Tafcanlag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tafcanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.