Farragvag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental spider.

Farragvag created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farragvag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farragvag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Farragvag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Farragvag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farragvag.

5. Fast once a month.