Genhinhot Mobgamdav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Genhinhot Mobgamdav created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genhinhot Mobgamdav, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Genhinhot Mobgamdav, he will jump up and down on your head.

Genhinhot Mobgamdav's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Genhinhot Mobgamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not take Genhinhot Mobgamdav's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.