Kinstiglarparnladpagren is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient crow.

Kinstiglarparnladpagren created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinstiglarparnladpagren, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kinstiglarparnladpagren, she will think nothing of it.

Kinstiglarparnladpagren's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kinstiglarparnladpagren's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Kinstiglarparnladpagren must be the most important thing in your life.