Vinlog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent frog.

Vinlog created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vinlog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vinlog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vinlog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.