Lognarlhas is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow clam.

Lognarlhas created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Lognarlhas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lognarlhas, he will turn you into a puffin.

Lognarlhas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lognarlhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.