Tanrullmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing naga.

Tanrullmot created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Tanrullmot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tanrullmot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tanrullmot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tanrullmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray hats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.