Nibhubhug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered crow.

Nibhubhug created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Nibhubhug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibhubhug, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nibhubhug's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nibhubhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.