Natnegcep is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring rhinoceros.

Natnegcep created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnegcep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natnegcep, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Natnegcep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Natnegcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Hide from green sharks for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Feed all hungry rats.