Gadlidfitart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical fish.

Gadlidfitart created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Gadlidfitart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadlidfitart, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gadlidfitart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gadlidfitart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.