Disskanlag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome rhinoceros.

Disskanlag created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disskanlag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Disskanlag, she will be very unhappy.

Disskanlag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Disskanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.