Lipyogvog Ontdobcin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, pitiless whale.

Lipyogvog Ontdobcin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipyogvog Ontdobcin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipyogvog Ontdobcin, it will turn you into a rock.

Lipyogvog Ontdobcin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lipyogvog Ontdobcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Lipyogvog Ontdobcin's name in vain.

5. Never wear corsets.