Fenbutyammigkikbethun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever capybara.

Fenbutyammigkikbethun created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbutyammigkikbethun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenbutyammigkikbethun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fenbutyammigkikbethun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fenbutyammigkikbethun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

5. You must pray to Fenbutyammigkikbethun three times a day.