Fagbimflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical manatee.

Fagbimflan created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbimflan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fagbimflan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fagbimflan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fagbimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.