Panhadget is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody gnu.

Panhadget created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Panhadget, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panhadget, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Panhadget's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Panhadget's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panhadget.

2. Panhadget loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.