Ladpitpitcip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless jellyfish.

Ladpitpitcip created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladpitpitcip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ladpitpitcip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ladpitpitcip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ladpitpitcip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.