Nandodlatpad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty centipede.

Nandodlatpad created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nandodlatpad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nandodlatpad, it will turn you into a worm.

Nandodlatpad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nandodlatpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Worship no other gods but Nandodlatpad.

4. You must love Nandodlatpad.

5. Always obey Nandodlatpad's priests.