Volyarlbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying dolphin.

Volyarlbast created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Volyarlbast, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Volyarlbast, it will make you grow a tail.

Volyarlbast's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Volyarlbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always stare at clouds.