Fatbopvab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful eagle.

Fatbopvab created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatbopvab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatbopvab, he will not care.

Fatbopvab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fatbopvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never skip in the presence of mites.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatbopvab.

5. Never paint your neck green.