Nakmaddiss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able ferret.

Nakmaddiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakmaddiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nakmaddiss, she will turn you into a rock.

Nakmaddiss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nakmaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide if eight swans approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about asteroids.