Bidstragpark is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless squirrel.

Bidstragpark created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidstragpark, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bidstragpark, she will make you grow a tail.

Bidstragpark's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bidstragpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from magenta capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never mention seals.