Bosslistcet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart hydra.

Bosslistcet created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslistcet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bosslistcet, it will think nothing of it.

Bosslistcet's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bosslistcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bosslistcet on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.