Gadpadsakpogkadmantarpmit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented frog.

Gadpadsakpogkadmantarpmit created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadpadsakpogkadmantarpmit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gadpadsakpogkadmantarpmit, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gadpadsakpogkadmantarpmit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gadpadsakpogkadmantarpmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help cats.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.