Gepnuttad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent butterfly.

Gepnuttad created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnuttad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepnuttad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gepnuttad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gepnuttad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.