Dabwansog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish mongoose.

Dabwansog created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabwansog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dabwansog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dabwansog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dabwansog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Retreat if six voles approach from the west.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.