Gumkabhun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable pig.

Gumkabhun created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gumkabhun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumkabhun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gumkabhun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gumkabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.