Flappangsin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witty crocodile.

Flappangsin created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flappangsin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flappangsin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flappangsin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flappangsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Never look at nebulae.