Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying unicorn.

Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zimlamcit Tonflabbat Vegdadfas' name in vain.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.