Tofwadbog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate wombat.

Tofwadbog created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofwadbog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofwadbog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tofwadbog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tofwadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tofwadbog.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.