Badshavpak is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful hyena.

Badshavpak created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Badshavpak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Badshavpak, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Badshavpak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Badshavpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.