Badshavpak is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful
hyena.
Badshavpak created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Badshavpak, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Badshavpak, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Badshavpak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Badshavpak's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair red.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Voles are not to be trusted.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.