Fliggutfitmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow ant.

Fliggutfitmot created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggutfitmot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fliggutfitmot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fliggutfitmot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fliggutfitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three moths approach from the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Fliggutfitmot on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.