Hunvagomtvig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil crane.

Hunvagomtvig created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvagomtvig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunvagomtvig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hunvagomtvig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hunvagomtvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the west.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.