Midtafzan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able dog.

Midtafzan created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midtafzan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midtafzan, it will not care.

Midtafzan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Midtafzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the west.

5. Never think about black holes.