Midtafzan is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able
dog.
Midtafzan created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midtafzan, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Midtafzan, it will not care.
Midtafzan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Midtafzan's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured manatees.
2. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the west.
5. Never think about black holes.