Flybadfud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise fly.

Flybadfud created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybadfud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flybadfud, she will turn you into a mole.

Flybadfud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flybadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never feed bread to snails while wearing indigo trousers.