Arngabwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy crocodile.

Arngabwot created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arngabwot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arngabwot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Arngabwot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Arngabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Do not commit murder.