Kabgilrull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish butterfly.

Kabgilrull created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgilrull, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kabgilrull, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kabgilrull's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kabgilrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kabgilrull.