Rengabbod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, egotistical clam.

Rengabbod created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengabbod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rengabbod, he will turn you into a duck.

Rengabbod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rengabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Rengabbod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never feed corn to geese while wearing green shirts.

5. Never skip near pigs.