Nul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart troll.

Nul created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nul, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nul, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nul's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nul.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never wear white tights.

5. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.