Hamdabnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate ant.

Hamdabnarl created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamdabnarl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hamdabnarl, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hamdabnarl's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hamdabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hamdabnarl loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hamdabnarl.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.