Nurbanfud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional scorpion.

Nurbanfud created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbanfud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurbanfud, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nurbanfud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nurbanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Pray towards the east.