Kararncim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing gerbil.

Kararncim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kararncim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kararncim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kararncim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kararncim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Put Kararncim first in all things.