Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless sheep.

Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip, it will turn you into a duck.

Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Largcaryamlampitxuckhakstip nine times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.