Fotpibbifflagsomganxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented dragonfly.

Fotpibbifflagsomganxin created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotpibbifflagsomganxin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fotpibbifflagsomganxin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fotpibbifflagsomganxin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fotpibbifflagsomganxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fotpibbifflagsomganxin's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fotpibbifflagsomganxin.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.