Getbastwot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful wyrm.

Getbastwot created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getbastwot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Getbastwot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Getbastwot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Getbastwot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Getbastwot four times a day.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Getbastwot on top of important buildings.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.