Tanrillfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient cat.

Tanrillfeb created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanrillfeb, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanrillfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tanrillfeb's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tanrillfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Tanrillfeb.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.