Fatflaglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome dragonfly.

Fatflaglarp created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatflaglarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fatflaglarp, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fatflaglarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fatflaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always obey Fatflaglarp's priests.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatflaglarp.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.