Nulmadlist is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest beaver.

Nulmadlist created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmadlist, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulmadlist, it will be very unhappy.

Nulmadlist's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nulmadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nulmadlist's name in vain.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your arms pink.

4. Put Nulmadlist first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.