Timkombap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow goat.

Timkombap created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timkombap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Timkombap, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Timkombap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Timkombap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timkombap.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your legs brown.