Monvedceb is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless guinea pig.

Monvedceb created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monvedceb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Monvedceb, she will curse you with boils.

Monvedceb's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Monvedceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed tomatoes to monkeys while wearing brown coats.